Suppose Dolly Parton married Tom Smothers, then divorced him and married Stuart Little, divorced him and married Martin Short, then divorced him and married Leslie Mann.
Her name would be Dolly Parton Smothers Little Short Mann.
Tone: absurd
Absurd jokes, weird logic, surreal memes, and nonsense that somehow files taxes from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Roland the Farter
Imagine farting so good that the King gives you a 30 acre estate.
Imagine someone farting so good, that you’re reading about them right now, 900 years later.
Roland the Farter – a medieval flatulist who lived in twelfth-century England. Given Hemingstone manor in Suffolk and 12 hectares (30 acres) of land in return for his services as a jester for King Henry II. Each year he was obliged to perform “Unum saltum et siffletum et unum bumbulum” (one jump, one whistle, and one fart) for the King’s court at Christmas.
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Whoopee Cushion Gravy
A whoopee cushion filled with gravy adds a hilarious new dimension to a rather tiresome practical joke
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Hills Alive Skeet Skeet
the hills are alive with the sound of music
Aw skeet skeet mothafuckaaaaaaaaa
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Ray Singing the Wrong Direction
Ray Charles, absolutely crushing it, just aimed at the back of the venue instead of the front. The crowd is behind you, legend.
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A Field Guide to Unicorns
A taxonomic classification of unicorns in the wild: the standard model, the heavy assault variant, and the high-speed submersible edition.
