Judging from all the gagging and vomiting, I’m guessing the other passengers had never seen somebody eat a bunch of melted Reese’s cups before. At least not out of a diaper.
Tone: absurd
Absurd jokes, weird logic, surreal memes, and nonsense that somehow files taxes from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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When I looked down to see my penis was swollen large and turning
When I looked down to see my penis was swollen large and turning green, I started to panic. Then I realized I’d mistakenly purchased “Shrek” condoms.
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I’ll bet that when Audrey Hepburn farted, it sounded like a
I’ll bet that when Audrey Hepburn farted, it sounded like a playful piccolo solo.
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None of the girls at the salon will wax my ass after they saw my
None of the girls at the salon will wax my ass after they saw my vestigial tail because now they think I’m a demon.
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I’m not sure what I ate yesterday but I just shit the LSU
I’m not sure what I ate yesterday but I just shit the LSU marching band out of my ass this morning playing “Walk the Dinosaur.”
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Farting in a baby’s face should be legal. It’s not sexual if
Farting in a baby’s face should be legal. It’s not sexual if you’re trying to teach them an important life lesson.
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An adult silverback gorilla can weigh 180kg but they have
An adult silverback gorilla can weigh 180kg but they have teensy, tiny little dicks. If you meet one, don’t bring it up.
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If it’s legal to own a tiger in Texas, does that mean it’s also
If it’s legal to own a tiger in Texas, does that mean it’s also legal to have sex with it?
