I give a shit about what you’re saying. No really. I give a shit. Here. Take this shit that I’m giving about what you’re saying.
Tone: absurd
Absurd jokes, weird logic, surreal memes, and nonsense that somehow files taxes from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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They should make slutty Halloween costumes for men too. Just
They should make slutty Halloween costumes for men too. Just take a pirate or a vampire costume and cut out a big hole for the wang to hang out.
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I was walking my dog when a lady asked if the shit pile on her
I was walking my dog when a lady asked if the shit pile on her lawn was mine and I got super offended because I haven’t shat on a lawn in weeks.
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I don’t understand people who get all upset about people pissing
I don’t understand people who get all upset about people pissing in the shower. That said, shitting in the shower is COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE.
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In short, your parents fucked when the triangulation of stars
In short, your parents fucked when the triangulation of stars looked like a ram to some ancient guys and that’s why you’re the way you are.
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Dogs need more clothes. Everybody knows dogs love wearing
Dogs need more clothes. Everybody knows dogs love wearing clothes. Buy more fucking clothes for your dog.
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Weird how people always say something bad smells like raw
Weird how people always say something bad smells like raw sewage, as if cooked sewage doesn’t smell like shit.
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Wait, the 70s are over? Shit, I’m REALLY late for high school.
Wait, the 70s are over? Shit, I’m REALLY late for high school. Like 36 years late. I’m gonna need a note.
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Aluminum foil is a poor stand-in for wiping your ass, but
Aluminum foil is a poor stand-in for wiping your ass, but sometimes a change is nice.
