Hes probably thinking about other women
Do Amish dudes have to row boat their wife’s titties?
Tone: absurd
Absurd jokes, weird logic, surreal memes, and nonsense that somehow files taxes from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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This Was in My Dentist’s Waiting Room – Gollum Before and After
This was in my dentist’s waiting room
Før… Efter…
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Game Show Idea: 11 Gay Men and 1 Straight Man – None of the Men Are Actually Gay
Game Show Idea:
11 gay men and 1 straight man are locked in a house. The object for the gay men is to find out who isn’t gay. Once a week someone gets outvoted, until 2 are left, or the straight man is out. If the gays manage to outvote him, they win 1 million dollars. If the straight man is among the 2 last people in the house in the end, he wins 1 million dollars.
Now here’s the twist: None of the men are actually gay, they just all think they are the one straight man.
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Shark vs Me in a Triathlon – It Would All Come Down to Who Is the Better Cyclist
Emma Manzini @EmmaManzini
A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark. So in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.
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Your Jew-Jitsu Is Strong But Feel the Power of My Nun-Chucks
Your Jew-Jitsu is strong, but feel the power of my…
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So Dracula Won’t Try to Eat My Ass – Garlic in My Pants
m@thew @TweetPotato314
wife: why r u putting garlic in ur pants
me: so dracula won’t try to eat my ass
wife: why would dracula try to eat ur ass
me: he won’t. the garlic- r u even listening
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What’s Black and Never Works? Decaffeinated Coffee. You Racist Bastard.
WHAT’S BLACK AND NEVER WORKS?
DECAFFEINATED COFFEE
YOU RACIST BASTARD.
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I Should Probably Pull Out – They’ve Already Done the Autopsy
ME: I SHOULD PROBABLY PULL OUT
OTHER ME: DUDE, THEY’VE ALREADY DONE THE AUTOPSY
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Momo Bathroom Optical Illusion
Momo poster in the bathroom with an unfortunate angle that creates a very inappropriate optical illusion.
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This Is My Blood Given Unto You – Cyanide and Happiness
THIS IS MY BLOOD, GIVEN UNTO YOU.
AND THIS IS MY BODY.
I DON’T FEEL VERY COMFORTABLE ABOUT THIS, JESUS.
MORE BLOOD?
Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net
