Tone: absurd

She puts a blow-up doll in a darkened room. Then she goes back to the guy and says, “You can have Cindy. She’s very shy and doesn’t speak or react, and she likes to do it with the lights off. But you can do anything you want with her, she won’t complain.”

The guy pays his money and goes up to the room.

Ten minutes later he runs back down, naked, screaming, “Cindy’s a witch! Cindy’s a witch!”

“What’s wrong?” asks the madame.

“Well, you told me I could do what I like with Cindy, so I thought I’d try some rough stuff!”

“What happened?”

“I bit her tit and she flew out the window!”