“I ORDERED SAMOAS, YOU FUCKING TWAT!” I screamed, hurling the box of Caramel deLites at the Girl Scout’s face. Oddly, everyone was on HER side.
Tone: crude humor
Crude humor humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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If I was a guy, I can guarantee you that as soon as I was left
If I was a guy, I can guarantee you that as soon as I was left alone in a room, I’d rub my dick on everything while saying, “Mine.”
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They call it Coca Cola Zero because if you drink that shit
They call it Coca Cola Zero because if you drink that shit that’s what you fucking are, punk. A FUCKING ZERO.
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Some use a carrot and stick approach to motivate others. I think
Some use a carrot and stick approach to motivate others. I think it’s better to use a carrot and doughnut approach because fuck carrots.
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I tell people to have a nice fucking day, unless they’re one of
I tell people to have a nice fucking day, unless they’re one of my pornstar friends. Then I like to tell them to have a nice day fucking.
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During my sermon last Sunday, there was lots of screaming,
During my sermon last Sunday, there was lots of screaming, shitting and masturbating. Last time I preach to monkeys at the zoo.
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I gave my neighbor a bottle of wine when she moved in, and for a
I gave my neighbor a bottle of wine when she moved in, and for a goodbye gift I’m throwing an expired Lean Cuisine onto her lawn as I drive the fuck away.
