Tone: edgy

Edgy humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Grandfather Clock Skirt

    Grandfather Clock Skirt

    nene @dollcharm: this is literally the perfect skirt length

    President Biden @POTUS: my dick would be swinging out the bottom like a grandfather clock

  • Fish Swim in Schools

    Fish Swim in Schools

    WHEN AMERICANS DISCOVER FISH SWIM IN SCHOOLS

    GIF

  • Mom Ordered Door Dash Again

    Mom Ordered Door Dash Again

    Oh look, your mom ordered Door Dash again. 😈🤣

    SEMEN

    WTA GAGS.COM

    WGS HI BLOW

  • No Damn Vegetables

    No Damn Vegetables

    Please seat for disabled person

    I don’t want any damn vegetables.

  • Skinhead? It’s Leukemia

    Skinhead? It’s Leukemia

    YOU’RE A SKINHEAD YOU BITCH

    NO DAD, IT’S LEUKEMIA

    LEUK-WHAT? STOP SPEAKING GERMAN YOU FUCKING NAZI

  • Impressed by My Fat Balls

    Impressed by My Fat Balls

    Don’t be impressed by money, followers, degrees and titles. Be impressed by humility integrity, generosity and my fat balls.

  • Stacy Took My Virginity

    Stacy Took My Virginity

    [GUY]-“Stacy took my virginity last night!”

    [FRIEND]-“Isn’t Stacy mentally retarded?”

    [GUY]-“i wanted my first time to be special.”

  • Tigers and Meth I’m In

    Tigers and Meth I’m In

    Joe: Wanna marry me?

    Me: Nah, im straight

    Joe: I got tigers and meth

    Me: You son of a bitch, I’m in!

  • That Was a Close One

    That Was a Close One

    So where were you last night?

    I sure as hell wasn’t having sex with little children!

    that was a close one…

  • Not Gonna Ask Jesus for Midget Porn

    Not Gonna Ask Jesus for Midget Porn

    Why use Google, when Jesus has all the answers.? 🙂

    Not gonna ask Jesus where to find midget porn