Joe: Wanna marry me?
Me: Nah, im straight
Joe: I got tigers and meth
Me: You son of a bitch, I’m in!
Tone: edgy
Edgy humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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That Was a Close One
So where were you last night?
I sure as hell wasn’t having sex with little children!
that was a close one…
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Not Gonna Ask Jesus for Midget Porn
Why use Google, when Jesus has all the answers.? 🙂
Not gonna ask Jesus where to find midget porn
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Not an Excused Absence
ur local ugh dealer @void_daddy_
yeah ok sure, when jesus disappears for three days then comes back, it’s ‘beautiful’ and ‘a miracle,’ but when I do it, it’s ‘alarming’ and ‘not an excused absence’
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USA Shooting Gold Medal
Dan @THFC_Dan_: How the f🤭k didnt USA win the gold medal for shooting
paulmc @paulmac_78: Because it wasn’t in a high school???
TOP COMMENTS: That joke is so dark a cop almost shot it.
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Titanic Passenger Hitting Propeller
No 0001 TITANIC
Suspicious Duck
PASSENGER HITTING PROPELLER
Contents: One (1) poor soul
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White People Just Better at It
RACISM EXISTS AMONG ALL RACES IN THE WORLD…
WHITE PEOPLE ARE JUST BETTER AT IT, LIKE MOST THINGS.
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Running Government Like Death Row Records
Trump got 34 felonies, 3 baby mommas, been shot, and kidnapped a sitting President. He running our government like Death Row Records from the 90’s.
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Fuck Trump Doesn’t Mean That
EVERYBODY WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH ME
DONALD THATS NOT WHAT “FUCK TRUMP” MEANS
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Big Bird Black Friday
Big Bird is confused after learning that Black Friday is not about purchasing black people at a discount.
