You know it’s time to find a new boyfriend when you tell him you’re feeling sick and he responds with, “So I guess anal’s a ‘no-go’ then?”
Tone: irreverent
Irreverent humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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I’ll bet it’s hard being an elf. Not only do you spend your
I’ll bet it’s hard being an elf. Not only do you spend your entire life making toys, but you also have a little elf dick.
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I used to feel confident because so many gay dudes were hot for
I used to feel confident because so many gay dudes were hot for me. Then I realized that gay dudes, like me, will stick their dicks in anything.
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Shaved my balls tonight, and man was it painful! The worst part
Shaved my balls tonight, and man was it painful! The worst part was getting them out of my scrotum.
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The best thing about solitary confinement: Nobody walks in while
The best thing about solitary confinement: Nobody walks in while I’m masturbating.
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The song says you can’t hurry love, yet my boyfriend manages to
The song says you can’t hurry love, yet my boyfriend manages to cum in less than 60 seconds every damn time.
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Judging from all the gagging and vomiting, I’m guessing the
Judging from all the gagging and vomiting, I’m guessing the other passengers had never seen somebody eat a bunch of melted Reese’s cups before. At least not out of a diaper.
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Apparently a red light outside a whorehouse doesn’t mean the
Apparently a red light outside a whorehouse doesn’t mean the same thing as at a traffic light. Blue balls seem universal, though.
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I’ll bet that when Audrey Hepburn farted, it sounded like a
I’ll bet that when Audrey Hepburn farted, it sounded like a playful piccolo solo.
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I’m so cool I knew William Shatner when he was still William
I’m so cool I knew William Shatner when he was still William Shittingner.
