Tim, Joe and Steve, life long friends, were down at the local tavern having a beer celebrating Steve’s 80th birthday.
Steve grabbed his shoulder and said, “You know, I’m 80 and I can feel the aches and pains of my age.”
Tim agreed, saying he can tell rain is coming by the aches in his knees.
Joe shook his head. “Guys,” he said. “I feel like a baby.”
Tim and Steve looked at each other, puzzled.
Joey took a sip of beer and smiled. “I got no hair, no teeth and I pee my pants a lot!”
