I don’t know how to say this to you…
Just say it
Worcestershire
Tone: light-hearted
Light-hearted humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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KFC 11 Herbs Spices
The KFC twitter account only follows 11 people. The 5 spice girls and 6 guys named herb. This is because of their secret blend of 11 herbs and spices. The first person to notice and point this out was sent a painting of himself holding a drumstick while riding piggyback on the Colonel.
YUP
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Spirit Animal Pig
The search is over… I found my spirit animal
Pig in Australia steals 18 beers from campers, gets drunk, fights cow.
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Too Weak Notice
I’ve decided to quit my job as a personal trainer because the weights are too heavy.
I just handed in my too weak notice.
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All I Smell Is Molasses
A mole family was living in their mole hole: a daddy mole, a momma mole, and a baby mole.
They were just about to eat dinner when an overpowering smell wafted down the hole.
The daddy mole rushes to the entrance and says, “Mmmm, I smell strawberries!”
Momma mole runs beside him and says, “Ohhh, I smell blueberries!”
Baby mole tries to stick his head out of the hole, but is stuck behind them, and says, “All I smell is molasses!”
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Is That All You People Think About
Two elderly Jewish men are strolling down the street one day, when they happen to walk by a Catholic church. They see a big sign posted that says, “Convert to Catholicism and get $50.”
Murray stops and stares at the sign. Abe turns to him and says, “Murray, what’s going on?”
“Abe,” replies Murray, “I’m thinking of doing it.”
Abe says, “What are you, crazy?”
Murray thinks for a minute and says, “Abe, I’m going to do it.”
With that, Murray strides purposefully into the church and comes out twenty minutes later with his head bowed.
“So,” asks Abe, “did you convert?”
“Yes I did,” says Murray.
“Did you get your fifty dollars?” asks Abe.
And Murray says, “Is that all you people think about?”
