An archaeologist found a 2,000-year-old oil stain.
Ancient grease.
Tone: light-hearted
Light-hearted humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Ancient grease
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It means a lot to you
To all my Spanish-speaking friends out there, I just want to say “mucho”…
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Just a shot in the dark
I was trying to get romantic with the new nurse at my doctor’s office, so I asked her to dim the lights before she gave me the tetanus booster.
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That guy from You’re So Vain
You know, someone should introduce that woman from “Killing Me Softly,” who thinks the guy is singing about her, to that guy from “You’re So Vain.”
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Rose, What Was the Name of the Restaurant?
Two older gentlemen are chatting after dinner while their wives are in the kitchen.
“We had a lovely meal at that new restaurant in town the other night,” said one to the other.
“That’s nice,” said his friend. “What was the name of the restaurant?”
“Oh, what’s the name of the lovely scented flower that grows on a thorny plant?”
“Rose?” replied the friend.
“That’s it.” Then, turning toward the kitchen, the gentleman called out, “Rose, what was the name of the restaurant the other night?”
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He’s pure bread
I can’t take my dog to the park anymore because the ducks keep biting him.
I should have known better.He’s pure bread!
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Poland Reporter Going Viral
MEME ZAR WARSZAWA
Poland reporter is going viral for her looks 👀
Zaza Man @Zazamyodor
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