I need to get out of this bed or I’m going to be late for the couch
Tone: relatable
Relatable humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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5ft Apart Never Caught
Telling my future grandchildren how I stood only 5ft apart instead of 6ft in 2020
AND I NEVER GOT CAUGHT NEITHER
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Four Inches Is A Lot
Crush: I just cut off four inches of my hair
Me: so
Crush: four inches is a lot
Me:
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Constipated Memory
Constipated woman ‘lost 10 years of memory’ after straining too hard on toilet
me coming out of the chipotle bathroom:
I have no memory of this place.







