Tone: relatable

Relatable humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Potato Peeler Thing

    Potato Peeler Thing

    Have you seen that potato peeler thing?

    She left you two days ago.

  • Dog Sniffing Girl

    Dog Sniffing Girl

    when you run into the dog thats been sniffing up yo girl ass

  • Hotel Jizz

    Hotel Jizz

    I love how hotels will charge you $250 for smokin in your room but you can literally jizz on anything you want and there’s no charge…

  • Heelys Dick

    Heelys Dick

    when you said you was gonna stop sucking dick but u see a nigga wearing heelys

  • Owner Is Coming

    Owner Is Coming

    Hurry up son, the owner is coming

  • Prank Dad Day 817

    Prank Dad Day 817

    Gonna prank dad when he gets home

    DAY 1

    DAY 2

    DAY 817

  • Devourer Of Mankind

    Devourer Of Mankind

    i’m Sorry, little one…but I’m hungry

    The Devourer of Mankind

  • Butt Finger Blast

    Butt Finger Blast

    I think…I think I’ll just pass on ice cream today

    BUBBLE GUM

    BUTT.FINGER BLAST

  • Fish Mr Brightside

    Fish Mr Brightside

    I’m comin’ out of the lake and I’ve been doin’ just fine, gotta gotta get out because I wanna walk.

    Started out as a fish, how did it end up like this?

    I was only a fish, I was only a fish.

  • Lotion Wiener Heel

    Lotion Wiener Heel

    Bottom of my heel watching me lotion up my wiener for the 4th time today