Put some socks on that baby
Tone: relatable
Relatable humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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That Heat Is Brutal at Night – State of My Bed This Morning
That heat is brutal at night ffs, state of my bed this morning
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When You Have to Hold Her Like This at Night Because She Steals
When you have to hold her like this at night because she steals
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HR Says I’m No Longer Allowed to Answer the Phone With For Fuck Sake What Now
MF FairyPrincessSmoo @Smooheed
HR says I’m no longer allowed to answer the phone with “for fuck sake, what now”
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Time for a Reality Check – Would Not Recommend
paul bassett davies @thewritertype
Ok, it’s time for a reality check.
*checks reality*
Holy shit. Would not recommend.
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Golden O’ral – Don’t Fall for This Trap, Only Got a Shitty Buffet
Don’t fall for this trap! I expected a good time but only got a shitty buffet instead
golden o’ral
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Me: Trying the Ol’ Yawn/Reach Around the Shoulder Trick – Other Guy at Urinal: Hey
andrew @AndrewChamings
me: *trying the ol’ yawn/reach-around-the-shoulder trick*
other guy at urinal: hey
