During labor the pain is so great that a woman…..
Can almost realize what it’s like to lose a big fish.
Tone: relatable
Relatable humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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So You’re OK Tattooing My Pussy?
So you’re OK tattooing my pussy?
Yes, of course, you realise I’m going to have to numb it first?
Yeah that’s fine…..
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I Am Here to Ask For Your Daughters Hand
Me: “I am here to ask for your daughters hand”
Her dad: why?
Me: “cause I’m tired of using mine”
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Absolutely Nobody – The Sock in the Corner of My Room
Absolutely nobody.
The sock in the corner of my room
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My Wife Paid Off Our House and Vehicles With Her OnlyFans Account
MY WIFE PAID OFF OUR HOUSE AND VEHICLES WITH HER ONLY FANS ACCOUNT.
SHE’S GONNA FREAK WHEN SHE FINDS OUT SHE HAS AN ONLY FANS ACCOUNT.
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If Your Weekend Didn’t End Like This
If your weekend didn’t end like this don’t waste your breath tellin me about it.
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When You’re Trying to Wash the Stink Off Your Sex Toy
When you’re trying to wash the stink off of your sex toy.
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I Noticed My Waitress Has a Black Eye
I NOTICED MY WAITRESS HAS A BLACK EYE
SO I ORDERED VERY SLOWLY BECAUSE SHE OBVIOUSLY DOESN’T LISTEN.
