I’ve got some wacky church camp stories! Like the time a youth minister crawled into my tent naked after he said a bear stole his clothes.
Tone: shocking
Shocking humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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I’m not sure what I ate yesterday but I just shit the LSU
I’m not sure what I ate yesterday but I just shit the LSU marching band out of my ass this morning playing “Walk the Dinosaur.”
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Tonight’s forecast: Overnight highs in the mid 70s with mostly
Tonight’s forecast: Overnight highs in the mid 70s with mostly cloudy skies and a 60% chance of me cornholing your sister.
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If it’s legal to own a tiger in Texas, does that mean it’s also
If it’s legal to own a tiger in Texas, does that mean it’s also legal to have sex with it?
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(Kim Moser) I wonder what Mr. Rogers sounded like fucking
(Kim Moser) I wonder what Mr. Rogers sounded like fucking.
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Grandpa nods his head, peering into the kitchen with a confident
Grandpa nods his head, peering into the kitchen with a confident smile: “See your grandma over there, kid? Yeah, I fucked her.”
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While flipping through the TV channels, I found the “Thriller”
While flipping through the TV channels, I found the “Thriller” video in the middle of the zombie dance. My youngest son said, “I bet that’s what Michael looks like now.”
