Topic: business

“Well,” says the boss, “if I hire you guys, you have to promise not to eat any of our staff.”

The cannibals promise they won’t eat anyone, and they get hired.

Everything goes well for a while, until one day the boss calls them into his office.

“You’re working well and all, but we’re missing an office cleaner. Do you have something to do with that?”

The cannibals swear they’re innocent.

The boss believes them and leaves the office.

Their leader turns to the others and screams, “You idiots! Who ate the cleaner?”

One of the cannibals sheepishly raises his hand.

“You fool!” shouts the leader.

“For weeks we’ve been feasting on directors, team leaders, project managers, and human resources staff — and then you go and eat someone they’ll actually miss!”