Topic: gender

Gender jokes, memes, dark humor, awkward moments, and weird little disasters from Chaotic Meh — sharp, strange, and probably not safe to explain at brunch.

  • What Makes You Think We’re Having Sex Tonight? I’m Stronger Than You.

    What Makes You Think We’re Having Sex Tonight? I’m Stronger Than You.

    What makes you think we’re having sex tonight?

    I’m stronger than you.

  • Donald Trump – Happy Women’s Day, Send Nudes

    Donald Trump – Happy Women’s Day, Send Nudes

    Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

    Happy women’s day. Send nudes.

    3/8/17, 10:50 AM

  • City Girls vs Country Girls – Wrong Road vs Fuck My Dad

    City Girls vs Country Girls – Wrong Road vs Fuck My Dad

    CITY GIRLS BE LIKE “WE TOOK THE WRONG ROAD”

    MUD & TRUCKS

    COUNTRY GIRLS BE LIKE “SLIDE OVER, I’m gonna fuck my dad”

  • My Only Problem With Women Breastfeeding in Public

    My Only Problem With Women Breastfeeding in Public

    My only problem with women breastfeeding in public is they never wink back.

  • During Labor the Pain Is So Great That a Woman Can Almost Realize What It’s Like to Lose a Big Fish

    During Labor the Pain Is So Great That a Woman Can Almost Realize What It’s Like to Lose a Big Fish

    During labor the pain is so great that a woman…..

    Can almost realize what it’s like to lose a big fish.

  • If a Woman Needs It, Should She Be Spanked?

    If a Woman Needs It, Should She Be Spanked?

    If a Woman Needs It, Should She Be Spanked?

    [Today’s question by Herman Merlin, 125 Broad St. New York 4, N. Y.]

    MIGUEL MATOS, Brooklyn, counterman: “Why not? If they don’t know how to behave by the time they’re adults, they should be treated like children and spanked. That ought to make them grow up in a hurry. If it doesn’t at first, they’ll soon get the idea.”

    FRANK DESIDERIO, Brooklyn, barber: “Yes, when they deserve it. As a barber, I’ve got a lot of faith in the hairbrush. I think there are certain cases when it is advisable. When it is, there’s no reason why you shouldn’t go right ahead and do it. I can’t knock the idea. In my business, a man sets a lot of store by the results he can get with a hairbrush properly applied.”

    TEDDY GALLEI, Brooklyn, parking lot attendant: “You bet. It teaches them who’s boss. A lot of women tend to forget this is a man’s world and a lot of men who stepped down as boss of a family wish they hadn’t. Spanking might help get back some of the respect they lost.”

    WILLIAM DAVIS, Brooklyn, toy factory owner: “Yes. Most of them have it coming to them anyway. If they don’t, it will remind them how well off they are. I subscribe to the theory that an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.”

  • Grandma Used to Say Don’t Brag About How Good You Can Cook

    Grandma Used to Say Don’t Brag About How Good You Can Cook

    Grandma used to say, “Don’t brag about how good you can cook, men will eat 3 day old pizza. Impress him with anal sex.”

  • I Once Dated a Girl With a Twin

    I Once Dated a Girl With a Twin

    I once dated a girl with a twin.

    People asked me how I could tell them apart.

    It was simple, Jill painted her nails purple and Bob had a cock.

  • Every Fisherman’s Dream

    Every Fisherman’s Dream

    EVERY FISHERMAN’S DREAM.

    A GIRL THAT EVEN SMILES AT SMALL ONES.