Parenting jokes, kid chaos, family stress, and tiny humans causing damage from Chaotic Meh — sharp, strange, and probably not safe to explain at brunch.
The FDA announced today the approval of a new birth control product. The package combines an Early Pregnancy Test kit (or EPT) with the new French abortion pill, RU-486.
The product will be marketed by Dow Chemical under the shelf name of “Check and Chuck!!”
Him: Why are broken condoms on the couch?
Her: Would you PLEASE start using our children’s real names?
YOU SEE SON, GRILLING A GOOD STEAK IS A LOT LIKE YOUR MOM
ONCE IT STARTS BLEEDING, IT’S TIME TO FLIP HER OVER TO THE BROWN SIDE.
Gender reveal cake cut open to reveal black inside — everyone looks horrified.
