What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A good lawyer knows the law.
A great lawyer knows the judge.
Delivery Style: comparative
Comparative joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Lawyers vs. Catfish: A Scummy Comparison!
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
One is a lowdown scum sucker, and the other is a fish.
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No Canaries in Canary or Virgin Islands
There are no canaries on Canary Island. The same thing is true about the Virgin Islands.
There are no canaries there, either.
