
Yo. When you put anal beads in your girl are you supposed to pull them out slowly or real quick like you're trying to start a lawnmower?
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Yo. When you put anal beads in your girl are you supposed to pull them out slowly or real quick like you're trying to start a lawnmower?


RUN! GODZILLA'S ATTACKING THE CITY!!!
RELAX, HE’S ONLY KILLED 4000 PEOPLE. THE FLU KILLS OVER 25,000 EVERY YEAR!


People watching Tiger King "I can't believe people like this exist."
People from the panhandle and Alabama


“Some people call me the space cowboy”
*leans in*
“Some people call me the gangster of love”
BARISTA: I'm just gonna put Steve on the cup


Hello Friends, this is Satan. I’m here to remind you that plagues, great floods and, pandemics are god’s department. I just do orgies and metal bands.


I MISS THE OLD BLINK-182
I’m Joe.
The hell you’re Joe. I’m Joe.
either way, you and I end up deeply in love and raising cats