Delivery Style: comparison

Comparison joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Laughing at Corona Memes

    Laughing at Corona Memes

    Laughing at corona memes like

    February

    March 1

    Last week

    This morning

    A little later this morning

  • A Wish for One Day

    A Wish for One Day

    I wish I was ugly for just one day…

    cuz being ugly every day is exhausting

    They had us in the first half, not gonna lie

  • Week Two of the Lockdown

    Week Two of the Lockdown

    As we end week 2 of the lockdown, I've been thinking about Osama Bin Laden. He was stuck in his house with three wives for five years. I'm beginning to wonder if he called in those Navy Seals himself.

  • At the Supermarket

    At the Supermarket

    *approaches hot blonde at supermarket*

    “Excuse me but has anyone ever told you that you’re blocking the fucking Lunchables?”

  • Get Yours Today

    Get Yours Today

    Get yours Today!

    Lysol

    KILLS 99.9% OF VIRUSES & BACTERIA*

  • People Are Finally Listening

    People Are Finally Listening

    People are finally listening: Crowds are getting smaller.

  • My Dad’s Advice

    My Dad’s Advice

    My dad told me once, Son, stay out of strip clubs or you might see something you shouldn't. So of course, I went, and he was right.

    I saw my dad.

    They had us in the first half, not gonna lie

  • Life’s Full of Ups and Downs

    Life’s Full of Ups and Downs

    Life’s full of UPs & DOWN’s

  • New Jersey Quarantined

    New Jersey Quarantined

    BREAKING NEWS

    NEW JERSEY QUARANTINED

    NOT BECAUSE OF CORONAVIRUS. JUST BECAUSE IT SUCKS.