Delivery Style: Punchline

Punchline joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Nearly Met Jesus

    Hiking in your 70s is a great way to meet people.

    Today I met two paramedics, three nurses, a cardiologist… and nearly met Jesus!

  • We Make Dildos Animal Testing

    We Make Dildos Animal Testing

  • Nacho Lucky Day

    Nacho Lucky Day

  • Want To Fuck Her Badly

    Want To Fuck Her Badly

  • Welcome To The Jungle Trees

    Welcome To The Jungle Trees

  • Crossfit Croissant

    Crossfit Croissant

    Me: omg I’m so tired from all that crossfit this morning

    Friend: it’s pronounced croissant… and I’m not sure how you managed to eat 12

  • Rest In Peace

    Rest In Peace

    Wife: Babe you know if you die, I’m definitely coming with you.

    Husband: I can’t even rest in peace.

  • Alakazam Let Me Slam

    Alakazam Let Me Slam

    Me: wanna fuck? 👀

    Her: Why do u have to say it like that? Its supposed to be a magical moment

    Me: Alakazam let me slam

  • Clitty Bruiser Deluxe

    Clitty Bruiser Deluxe

    DIFSEL

    CLITTY-BRUISER DELUXE 5000-D 10 H.P. MODEL

    “It’s nothing numb nuts… go back to sleep”

  • Dirty Medical Humor: Adult Jokes Collection

    Q: What is the definition of wicker box?
    A: It’s what Elmer Fudd wants to do to Madonna.

    Clean Mode hides the spicy parts.
    Unleash Chaos

    Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
    A: A bingo machine.

    Q: What do you call a Florida gynecologist?
    A: A spreader of old wives’ tails…

    Q: Why do women prefer old gynecologists?
    A: They have shaky hands!

    Q: What do you call a female midget who’s nice and gives head?
    A: Short, sweet, and to the point!

    Q: What do you get when you cross a vibrator with an anteater?
    A: An armadildo.

    Q: What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
    A: No one to talk to during orgasm.

    Q: What do Lifesavers do that a man can’t?
    A: Come in eight flavors.

    Q: What was the first obscenity ever heard on T.V.?
    A: “Ward, weren’t you a little hard on the Beaver last night?”

    Q: Do you know why it’s called sex?
    A: Because it’s easier to spell than Uhhhhh..oooohh…Ahhhhhh….AIIEEEEEEE!!!

    Q: What do you call a smiling Roman with pubic hair between his teeth?
    A: Gladiator! (Glad he ate her)

    Q: If you are having sex with two women and one more woman walks in, what do you have?
    A: Divorce proceedings, most likely.

    Q: If you go to bed 9 hours before you have to wake up, and your wife wants to have 2 hours of sex, how much sleep will you get?
    A: 8 hours, 59 minutes – who cares what she wants!

    Q: What do you do in case of fallout?
    A: Put it back in and take shorter strokes!

    Q: Why do women have two holes so close together?
    A: In case you miss.

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