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IT’S AN AMBUSH.
Delivery Style: Punchline
Punchline joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Holy Spirit Strangling Hookers
“Wooooo… I am the Holy Spirit! What you are doing is a SIN!”
“Nonsense—masturbation is healthy and natural.”
“No, I meant strangling hookers.”
“Oh, right. Tbat.”
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Stacy Took My Virginity
[GUY]-“Stacy took my virginity last night!”
[FRIEND]-“Isn’t Stacy mentally retarded?”
[GUY]-“i wanted my first time to be special.”
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Tigers and Meth I’m In
Joe: Wanna marry me?
Me: Nah, im straight
Joe: I got tigers and meth
Me: You son of a bitch, I’m in!
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Sit Somewhere Else on the Bus
If a woman is uncomfortable watching you masturbate, she:
A) has intimacy issues
B) is frigid
C) needs to sit somewhere else on the bus
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Is It Wrong to Have Sex With a Horse? NEIGH
IS IT WRONG TO HAVE SEX WITH A HORSE?
NEIGH
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I stand corrected
I thought physical therapy was a big scam until I finally went to one for my lower back.
I stand corrected.
