How do cows stay up to date?
They read the moo-spaper.
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How do cows stay up to date?
They read the moo-spaper.
Which days are the strongest?
Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
What’s the difference between a nine-volt battery and a butthole?
Everyone knows not to stick their tongue on a nine-volt battery.
Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?
In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.
Do you happen to own a parrot?
‘Cause you look like you could handle a cockatoo.

r/morbidquestions u/thatcatinthecorner 14h
Could you vape semen?
If it was watered down to the approximate thickness of fluid, could you vape semen?
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DrDank7 12h
Great now you’re making vaping even more gay
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1simis 9h
It’s a double negative though so it cancels out
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What_R_YOU_Doin_Here 6h
I don’t think that’s how this works. If you are giving a bj and taking it in the ass at the same time, does that make you straight?
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WillBeamon 6h
Obviously
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What is the speed limit of sex?
68 — because at 69 you have to turn around.
What is the female equivalent of teabagging?
A flappuccino.
What do you call a Chinese amputee?
Tai Wan Shu.