[First day as a cop]
Me: Suspect is dancing naked through downtown
Dispatch: Copy that
Me: I’ll try but i’m not much of a dancer
Delivery Style: setup-punchline
Setup-punchline joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Impressed by My Fat Balls
Don’t be impressed by money, followers, degrees and titles. Be impressed by humility integrity, generosity and my fat balls.
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Wait for the Bulb to Cool Off
My girlfriend and I had sex a couple of days ago. She looked at me and said, “Turn the light off and stick it in my butt”. I guess I should have waited for the bulb to cool off first.
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4 Tips for Guys for Successful Relationships
1. It’s really important to find a woman that you love and who loves you the same.
2. It’s really important to find a woman that sexually excites you and that she feels the same about you.
3. It’s really important to find a woman who will care for you and that you will care for her, in sickness and in health.
4. It’s absolutely fucking vital that these three women do not know each other.
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Poo Poo Point Pee Pee Creek
Friend: Where are we going?
Me: No time to explain. Get in.
Poo Poo Point 79 h 4311 miles
Pee Pee Creek
Pee Pee Island
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Don’t Deep Throat So Far Then
Philip: Gay men make me puke
Rubberbandits: Don’t deep throat so far then.
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That Was a Close One
So where were you last night?
I sure as hell wasn’t having sex with little children!
that was a close one…
