r/Jokes u/vyrago
my wife asked me if I wish she had been born with big tits.
I told her that I find big tits on babies disturbing.
Delivery Style: setup-punchline
Setup-punchline joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Last Year Tyrone Got a New Job, Started Building His Credit, and Spending More Time With His Kids
LAST YEAR TYRONE GOT A NEW JOB, STARTED BUILDING HIS CREDIT, AND SPENDING MORE TIME WITH HIS KIDS
THEN SOMETHING AMAZING STARTED TO HAPPEN!
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When She Ain’t Got No Hair to Pull So You Gotta Improvise
When she ain’t got no hair to pull so you gotta improvise
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Rubbed One Out for Them, Now No One Goes to Heaven
They think that women YouTubers can’t go to heaven because men masturbate over them. This is crazy.
Rubbed one out for them, now no one goes to heaven.
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When You Give Her the First Inch – We’re Halfway There
When you give her the first inch
Woah, we’re halfway there
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Does Your Mom Count? – Heavy Machinery Interview
interviewer: any experience operating heavy machinery?
guy: does your mom count?
interviewer: lmao fuck you’re hired
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Why Am I Black and You’re White? Lucky You Don’t Bark
A boy asks his mom, “Why am i black and you’re white?”
Mom replied, “Don’t even go there. The way that party went. You’re lucky you don’t bark”
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Call a Girl Beautiful 1000 Times She Won’t Notice, Call Her Fat Once She’ll Never Forget
Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she’ll never forget.
Because elephants never fucking forget.
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Pig in Australia Steals 18 Beers, Gets Drunk, Fights Cow
“Spirit animals don’t exi-“
Pig in Australia steals 18 beers from campers, gets drunk, fights cow.
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She Used Vaseline to Give Me a Handjob
SHE USED VASELINE TO GIVE ME A HANDJOB
I CAME 3 TIMES IN THE SHOWER TRYING TO WASH THE SHIT OFF
