I keep wanting to go to Oklahoma, but I’m terrified the evil storm chasers from the movie Twister might still be there.
Delivery Style: setup-punchline
Setup-punchline joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Elvis Costello’s Blood & Chocolate
I never had an appreciation for why Elvis Costello would title an album “Blood & Chocolate” until things got out of hand eating that Nestlé 100 Grand bar.
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Justice Is Blind
It’s good that justice is blind. I just wish she had a better sense of smell.
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Which Woman in the Bible Are You?
I took the “Which woman in the Bible are you?” quiz. My result: “Some whore.”
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I Was Gonna Plan a Vacation in Great Britain
I was gonna plan a vacation in Great Britain, but money’s a little tight, so Pretty Good Britain it is.
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Scandal Rocks Vatican
Saw a headline: “Scandal Rocks Vatican.” If the Pope really wants to appeal to young people, he needs to get newer bands than that.
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I Got Kicked Out of My Charades Club
I got kicked out of my charades club for “gratuitous” nudity. But without disrobing and flopping, how would anybody have guessed “Elephant Man”?
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Reasons for Fist-Pumping “YES!”
Reasons for fist-pumping “YES!”
Before kids: Open bar.
After kids: Other child’s mom volunteers to drive both ways.
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Paying for a Lap Dance
I wouldn’t have paid that much for a lap dance if I’d known she was going to do the Chicken Dance.
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I’d Rather Watch a Video of My Conception
I think I’d rather watch a video of my conception than watch another debate.
