Why women hate checking their private messages…
Who put a dick in this box?
Setup-punchline joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

Never let anyone tell you what you can or cannot do
Just look at Beethoven, everyone told him he would never be a musician, just because he was deaf. But did he listen?

I BELIEVE A LOT OF CONFLICT IN THE WILD WEST COULD HAVE BEEN AVOIDED
IF COWBOY ARCHITECTS HAD JUST MADE THEIR TOWNS BIG ENOUGH FOR EVERYONE

Robin Hood: *Gives stolen gold to little boy*
Little Kid: Thank you I’m rich now!
Robin Hood:
I know what I have to do but I don’t know if I have the strength to do it.

Him: Why are broken condoms on the couch?
Her: Would you PLEASE start using our children’s real names?

September 1st, 1939 (colorized) Hitler playing his first video games that caused him to be violent and start WW2.