when you haven’t stolen anything in a week
Delivery Style: subversion
Subversion joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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The CDC Says to Refrain From Handshakes
TV: The CDC says to refrain from
handshakes
Jeffery Dahmer: *stops blender*
Aww -
A Question About a Family Photo
Question: Who poses w/their wife, however, puts their
arm around their daughter with a hand on her butt, and
has a mistress in the same photo?
Evangelicals: “God’s Anointed” -
Starfish Have Mouths in the Middle of Their Bodies
Starfish have mouths in
the middle of their bodies
Yeah so
what
Mermaids use
them as bras
