when you haven’t stolen anything in a week
Tone: inappropriate
Inappropriate humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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The CDC Says to Refrain From Handshakes
TV: The CDC says to refrain from
handshakes
Jeffery Dahmer: *stops blender*
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A Doctor’s Diagnosis
Doc: looks like you’re pregnant
girl: i’m pregnant ?
Doc: no it just looks like you are -
A Question About a Family Photo
Question: Who poses w/their wife, however, puts their
arm around their daughter with a hand on her butt, and
has a mistress in the same photo?
Evangelicals: “God’s Anointed”
