
Handjobs could
just be called
beef jerkies
Visual gag joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.


why is there a coyote on the bus?
probably because they can’t fucking
drive karen


TV: The CDC says to refrain from
handshakes
Jeffery Dahmer: *stops blender*
Aww


marketing: lets create a fun and
exciting cereal
executive: okay, go on
marketing: it’ll have cool colors and
fruity flavors
executive: omg yes
marketing: and rabbits can fuck right
off if they think they can have some


Doc: looks like you’re pregnant
girl: i’m pregnant ?
Doc: no it just looks like you are


Question: Who poses w/their wife, however, puts their
arm around their daughter with a hand on her butt, and
has a mistress in the same photo?
Evangelicals: “God’s Anointed”