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Delivery Style: visual gag
Visual gag joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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At the Bowling Alley
MEANWHILE, AT THE BOWLING ALLEY…
Due to the Coronavirus Please refrain from touching other People’s BALLS.
Please remember to wash your hands after touching your own balls. THANK YOU!
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21 Savage’s Unreleased Albums
21 Savage says he's sitting on two albums of unreleased music
Imma be honest that looks like a chair
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Law Professor’s Ethics Class
law professor: you're currently failing your ethics class
me: *slides a $20 across the desk*
how about now
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First Day at Domino’s
Kyle 🌱
@KylePlantEmoji
[first day at Domino’s]
Manager: oh and one more thing: don’t
fuck the pizzas
Me: haha
Asst Manager: seriously, don’t fuck
them
Cook: don’t fuck the pizzas dude
Me: I’m n-
Customer: that guy’s not gonna fuck my
pizza is he?
Manager: not if he wants to keep his
job he wont. -
A Tree Falls in a Forest
[tree falls in forest]
[doesn’t make a sound]
GUY IN CAMOUFLAGE: What the—
TREE: oh shit I mean AHHH!!! -
The Coronavirus Stockpile
When it’s only been 48
hours and you’ve eaten
your entire coronavirus
stockpile
