Visual Gag Jokes, Memes & Dark Humor

Dear Lord Look Away

Dear Lord. If you could just look away for 2 minutes.

When I’m home alone with my penis

When you’re fucking a girl in the butt and a balloon of heroin plops out

Don’t mind if I do.

Constipated woman ‘lost 10 years of memory’ after straining too hard on toilet

me coming out of the chipotle bathroom:

I have no memory of this place.

WHEEL OF FORTUNE

IS IT BAD THAT I LAUGH WHEN THIS GUY SAYS “I’D LIKE TO BUY AN I”

I’m not allowed to sunbathe on the roof anymore

My hand right after I wake up in the morning:

On my way woody!

Had to fight some 16 year old kid for this at the farmers market today.👍

I DON’T THINK THERE’S ACTUALLY FIVE GUYS IN THIS.

For maximum concentration