In many places it is now unlawful to play Yahtzee with squirrels.
Delivery Style: visual gag
Visual gag joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Clitty Bruiser Deluxe
DIFSEL
CLITTY-BRUISER DELUXE 5000-D 10 H.P. MODEL
“It’s nothing numb nuts… go back to sleep”
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Waiting Room Examine
WAITING ROOM
“I never said anything about me being a doctor… I just said I’d like to examine your breasts.”
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Cat LinkedIn Reality
Reality: I poop in the litter box myself.
LinkedIn: Independently executes a self-sanitation protocol, expertly managing bio-waste in designated litter facilities. Maintains exceptional personal hygiene and cleanliness, contributing to a well-ordered and harmonious home environment.
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Painted Tunnel Bridge
Police are still looking for the smart ass who painted a tunnel under this bridge…
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Devil Chef Celery
For our patrons!
A Devil Chef Health Tip!
Enjoy Celery
Nature’s Toothbrush For Your Colon!
Fiber Rich!
Packed with Vitamins!
Ribbed for Xtra Pleasure!
Ooh LaLa!
