Why doesn’t Jesus drink?
Because the last time he got hammered, it took him 3 days to recover.
Delivery Style: wordplay
Wordplay joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Cunning Runts
What’s the difference between a bunch of pygmies and the Stanford women’s track team?
The pygmies are cunning runts.
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A Crusty Bus Station
What’s the difference between a crab with breast implants and a transportation terminal?
One’s a crusty bus station.
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One Snatches Watches
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
One snatches watches.
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Cunning Stunts
What’s the difference between a magician’s wand and a policeman’s taser?
The magician’s wand is for cunning stunts.
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Habit Forming
The national committee of tailors has issued a warning about making clothes for nuns.
Apparently, it’s habit forming.
