Why do aliens make such bad therapists?
They ask too many probing questions.
Delivery Style: wordplay
Wordplay joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Had to Pop the Trunk
I won a balloon elephant at the fair and it wouldn’t fit in the back seat of the car. So I had to pop the trunk.
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Only Have a Croc Pot
I was going to cook alligator for dinner…
But then I realized I only have a croc pot.
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I Have Never Been a Mourning Person
I have a friend who passed away recently and they are having the funeral at 7am. I’ve decided not to go… I have never been a mourning person.
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He Takes Things Personally
Did you hear about the sensitive burglar?
He takes things personally!
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At a Pawn Shop
Where is the best place to sell a used chess set?
At a pawn shop.
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You Carry the One
How do you get 100 math teachers into a room in which only 99 fit?
You carry the one.
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Bread in Captivity
I went to the zoo last week. The first exhibit was a ciabatta, the second a baguette, and the third a brioche.
They were all bread in captivity.
