GOOD HANDJOB TIP:
1) Put it in your mouth.
But not just the tip.
Format: image macro
Image macro comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Go Ahead, Masturbate at Denny’s
GO AHEAD, MASTURBATE AT Denny’s
WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO, ASK YOU TO LEAVE?
IN THIS ECONOMY?
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Dear Lord, If You Could Just Look Away for 2 Minutes
Dear Lord. If you could just look away for 2 minutes.
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You Ever Get Laid in a Sleeping Bag?
You ever get laid in a sleeping bag? It’s awful.
You can’t even move, you’re drenched in sweat, and your scout master is covering your mouth.
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When You Can’t Get the Smell of the Alter Boy Off Your Fingers
WHEN YOU CAN’T GET THE SMELL OF THE ALTER BOY OFF YOUR FINGERS
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The Reason Batman Doesn’t Cover His Whole Face
The reason Batman doesn’t cover his whole face is because he needs the police to know he’s white.
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ALDI Customer Care – Fact Hunt
ALDI CUSTOMER CARE
Thanks to Pete from Featherstone for the lovely Pic of his wife, but the Competition was called “Fact Hunt”
#awkward
