Getting a new car today, so happy 😌😊
Format: image macro
Image macro comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Disney Animator in the 70’s: None of You Get This but Wait 50 Years
disney animator in the 70’s: none of you get this but wait 50 years
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So Fred, You’re 97! What’s Your Secret?
Reporter: So Fred, you’re 97! What’s your secret?
Fred: I sucked a cock for a watch once.
Reporter: I meant secret of your longevity.
Fred: Oh! Fruits and vegetables.
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Day 21 of Quarantine, My Bologna Is About to Get a First Name
Day 21 of quarantine, my bologna is about to get a first name
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Top Was 3 Yrs Ago.. A Lot Has Changed, We Blessed
Top was 3 yrs ago.. A lot has changed for the 😊 we blessed
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I Thought Pineapple Was Supposed to Make Your Cum Taste Better
I thought pineapple was supposed to make your cum taste better?? This tasted awful
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Stimulus Checks Are Being Spent on Dildos, Tigers, Guns and Stripper Poles
NEW YORK POST
Stimulus checks are being spent on dildos, tigers, guns and stripper poles
By Hannah Frishberg
Damnit, I love this country so much.
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Who You Lasting Longer With – Mike Tyson or Mia Khalifa?
Who you lasting longer with?
1 minute with Mike Tyson
OR
1 minute with Mia Khalifa?
I don’t think I’d even be able to get an erection with Tyson….but I’ll try.



