When you die and Jesus shows you a list of all the memes you’ve liked
(chuckles) I’m in danger
Format: image macro
Image macro comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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My grandpa used to brag that he can hold his breath for 5 minutes
My grandpa used to brag that he can hold his breath for 5 minutes,
It’s been 2 hours, He’s the real deal.
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When the school shooter decides to spare your life
when the school shooter decides to spare your life, but you have tourette syndrome and call him pussy 3 times
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Garbage Can, Not Garbage Cannot
JUST BECAUSE YOU’RE TRASH DOESN’T MEAN YOU CAN’T DO GREAT THINGS.
IT IS CALLED GARBAGE CAN, NOT GARBAGE CANNOT.
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My Psalms Are Sweaty
My psalms are sweaty
knees weak, cross is heavylast supper is ready
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Sick Duck
What’s the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One’s a sick duck and I can’t remember how it ends, but your mother’s a whore.
