What’s the difference between your mom and this chicken? Your mom is a whore.
Format: image macro
Image macro comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
-
What To Do With Your Opinion
What To Do With Your Opinion
1. Unwrap your opinion.
2. Moisten your opinion with water or water-based lubricating jelly (such as KY Brand).
3. Lie on your left side and bend your right knee up towards your chest. Gently push your opinion into your rectum so that is deep enough to not come out.
-
Her Mouth Would Be an Airport
I’m not saying she is a whore, but if dicks had wings, her mouth would be an airport.
-
Trumpets
John: *writes Revelations* Lord, the End is signaled by trumpets?
God: No, Trump/Pence
John: Right. Trumpets.
God: Fine. They’ll know.
-
Or Get the Hose Again
ROSES ARE FOR VASES
LOTION’S FOR THE SKIN
YOU WILL BE MY VALENTINE
OR GET THE HOSE AGAIN. -
Small Pinch
DOCTOR: ur gonna feel a small pinch
ME: ouch
DOCTOR: alright I’m done pinching u, tell me why ur here
-
Incomplete Download
I think my porn was not completely downloaded
