Format: image macro

Image macro comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Trump Ties in Russia

    Trump Ties in Russia

    Concrete evidence of Trump ties in Russia

  • Trumpets

    Trumpets

    John: *writes Revelations* Lord, the End is signaled by trumpets?

    God: No, Trump/Pence

    John: Right. Trumpets.

    God: Fine. They’ll know.

  • Watt Is Love

    Watt Is Love

    Watt is love?
    Baby don’t herz me
    don’t herz me
    no morse

  • Or Get the Hose Again

    Or Get the Hose Again

    ROSES ARE FOR VASES
    LOTION’S FOR THE SKIN
    YOU WILL BE MY VALENTINE
    OR GET THE HOSE AGAIN.

  • Still No Idea

    Still No Idea

    WHAT DO YOU CALL A DEER WITH NO EYES?

    NO IDEA

    AND NO LEGS

    STILL NO IDEA

  • Small Pinch

    Small Pinch

    DOCTOR: ur gonna feel a small pinch

    ME: ouch

    DOCTOR: alright I’m done pinching u, tell me why ur here

  • Incomplete Download

    I think my porn was not completely downloaded

  • Which Father Leaves

    If two gay Black men get married and adopt a baby, which father is supposed to abandon the family?

  • Spreading Butter

    Getting a woman to spread her legs is
    a lot like spreading butter on bread…

    You can do it with a credit card but
    it’s easier with a knife

  • Cameron Diaz Colonoscopy

    Doctor: You need to get a colonoscopy
    Me: What’s that?
    Doctor: It’s a…