Hello Friends, this is Satan. I’m here to remind you that plagues, great floods and, pandemics are god’s department. I just do orgies and metal bands.
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Image macro comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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The First French Fry
DID YOU KNOW THAT THE FIRST FRENCH FRY WASN'T COOKED IN FRANCE?
WHERE WAS IT COOKED, THEN?
IN GREECE
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The Old Blink-182
I MISS THE OLD BLINK-182
I’m Joe.
The hell you’re Joe. I’m Joe.
either way, you and I end up deeply in love and raising cats
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Garfield’s Parents
Maybe if you knew Garfield's parents were murdered on a monday by anti lasagna activists you wouldn't be so judgmental.
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A Home Depot Staff Meeting
[Home Depot staff meeting]
BOSS: Someone has been breaking all the wood. Any idea who it is?
ME: [tightening my green karate belt] Probably someone pretty strong.
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A Gift From the Boss
the boss hands me a gun, “you know what to do.”
I nod.
outside, I frantically google:
boss gun why
how to kill
is killing ok
regift gun ok
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Churches and Essential Services
So churches are not essential… but abortion clinics ARE essential. Got it.
Yes because abortion is healthcare, glad I could clear that up for you Liz
600,000 babies a year would disagree with you
I could easily win a debate against 600,000 babies
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A Question About Blacking Out
There's no way you can get blackout drunk every night, and still be happy with your life.
Me:
Well, first of all, through God, all things are possible, so jot that down.
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A Pharmacy Cashier
as a cashier in a pharmacy i don't want people to feel uncomfortable when they buy personal products, so while they're paying i loudly ask them "Oh is this hemorrhoid cream for your Friend?" and wink at them so they know to follow my lead
