Me: wanna fuck? 👀
Her: Why do u have to say it like that? Its supposed to be a magical moment
Me: Alakazam let me slam
Format: image macro
Image macro comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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5ft Apart Never Caught
Telling my future grandchildren how I stood only 5ft apart instead of 6ft in 2020
AND I NEVER GOT CAUGHT NEITHER
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Four Inches Is A Lot
Crush: I just cut off four inches of my hair
Me: so
Crush: four inches is a lot
Me:
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Heroin Balloon Butt
When you’re fucking a girl in the butt and a balloon of heroin plops out
Don’t mind if I do.
