Format: image macro

Image macro comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Constipated Memory

    Constipated Memory

    Constipated woman ‘lost 10 years of memory’ after straining too hard on toilet

    me coming out of the chipotle bathroom:

    I have no memory of this place.

  • White Person Spicy Salad

    White Person Spicy Salad

    White person: Wow this sure is spicy!

    Me: It’s a salad

    White person: The sauce is burning me up

    Me: …the ranch?

    White Person: Ow ouch ouch

  • Spice Things Up Bedroom

    Spice Things Up Bedroom

    I want to spice things up.

    But you know that I’m allergic to chilli.

    I mean in the bedroom.

    I can’t eat them anywhere in the house, Alice.

  • First Thing Mass Shooting

    First Thing Mass Shooting

    The first thing black ppl say when it’s a mass shooting.

  • Wheel Of Fortune Buy An I

    Wheel Of Fortune Buy An I

    WHEEL OF FORTUNE

    IS IT BAD THAT I LAUGH WHEN THIS GUY SAYS “I’D LIKE TO BUY AN I”

  • Sunbathe On The Roof

    Sunbathe On The Roof

    I’m not allowed to sunbathe on the roof anymore

  • Disabled Porn

    Disabled Porn

    I’D LIKE THE PORN IN MY ROOM TO BE DISABLED

    WE ONLY HAVE REGULAR PORN YOU SICK BASTARD

  • So Big Fuck U

    So Big Fuck U

    [about to have sex]

    her: ur so big

    me: [putting my shirt back on] fuck u

  • On My Way Woody

    On My Way Woody

    My hand right after I wake up in the morning:

    On my way woody!

  • Only Chick Raw Dog

    Only Chick Raw Dog

    The only chick you can fuck raw dog without having to worry about paying child support