Format: image macro
Image macro comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Sex Calories 5 Miles
DURING SEX YOU BURN AS MUCH CALORIES AS RUNNING FOR 5 MILES.
WHO THE FUCK RUNS 5 MILES IN 30 SECONDS?
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Interview Biggest Weakness
Interviewer: So where do you see yourself in five years?
Me: I’d say my biggest weakness is listening.
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Hooker Drowned 10 Minutes
When the hooker you just drowned still has another 10 minutes you paid for
made with mematic
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Sodium Joke NaBrO
Want to hear a joke about Sodium?
Na.
Want to hear a joke about Sodium Hypobromite?
NaBrO.
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Suspect Dancing Naked
Me: Suspect is dancing naked through downtown
Dispatch: Copy that
Me: I’ll try but I’m not much of a dancer
