[about to have sex]
her: ur so big
me: [putting my shirt back on] fuck u
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The only chick you can fuck raw dog without having to worry about paying child support

My favorite Bible story is probably the one where Jesus tells the lepers to get used to the idea that a lot of them are going to die, and then he goes on TV to brag about what a great job he’s doing.

Just remember that somewhere out there, a girl without arms… is trying to make her bed.