“I warned you about the consequences of all that anal sex in the 60s!”
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Image macro comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Turn The Car On
(Driving test)
Instructor: Turn the car on
Me: Umm ok. (rubbing interior) You like that? You filthy who-
Instructor: Ok we’re done here
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Say It With Flowers
“SAY IT WITH FLOWERS!”
“I NEED SOMETHING THAT SAYS, ‘I’D LIKE TO STICK MY DICK BETWEEN YOUR TITS’”
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High Salary No Experience
Her: You’re asking for a pretty high salary for someone who has no experience in this field.
Him: Well, this job is gonna be super hard since I have no idea wtf I’m doing.
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Me Too Ice Cream
Me too ice cream, me too
Made to be licked, topped, and loved
Jeni’s makes it better.
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Whoever Smelt It Dealt It
Cop: ur car smells like marijuana
Me: whoever smelt it dealt it
Cop: gosh dangit
Me: ur under arrest
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