If The Smoke Is Pink, It’s Girl. If It’s Blue, It’s A Boy
The Smoke:
GIRL
Format: image macro
Image macro comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Jehovah Witness Working From Home
IF YOU GET AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT “KNOCK KNOCK”
DON’T OPEN IT
IT’S A JEHOVAH WITNESS WORKING FROM HOME
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Sperm Bank Towel
The moment you realize a sperm bank pays a shot……
…and you have a towel worth $1800 at home
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Grandpa Joe Golden Ticket
*lays in bed for some 20 odd years*
*Grandson gets Golden ticket in candy bar*
Grandpa Joe:
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Britain Colonised The Universe
When you realise everyone in the Marvel Universe speaks English, which means that Britain must’ve colonised the entire universe
*Laughs in British*
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One Shot Tequila Mcdonalds
Fuck it, one shot of tequila won’t hurt
3 hours later:
Man Kicked Out Of McDonalds For Putting His D*ck In A Burger And Yelling THIS IS REAL MEAT, YOU F*CKERS!
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Forty Five Minutes Toilet Memes
When you get up after spending forty-five minutes on the toilet looking at memes
