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Memes
Format: image macro
Image macro comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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A Scientist’s Invention
Scientist: …my invention can create matter in all three forms. Gas, liquid, and solid.
My asshole:
You know, I’m something of a scientist myself
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A Question About Firsthand
Writer: "Is it 'firsthand' or 'first hand'?"
Editor: "Either one is fine."
Students get first hand job experience
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Men Who Think Ahead
Her: I really like men that think ahead.
Me: I already drank a liter of pineapple juice.
Her: What?
Me: What?
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Laughing at Corona Memes
Laughing at corona memes like
February
March 1
Last week
This morning
A little later this morning
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A Radio for Sale
Yesterday I saw an ad that said "radio for sale, $1, volume stuck on full"
I thought, "I can’t turn that down".
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A Wish for One Day
I wish I was ugly for just one day…
cuz being ugly every day is exhausting
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie
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If I Had a Dollar
If I had a dollar for every girl that didn't find me attractive, they'd eventually find me attractive.
Ooh, self-burn! Those are rare!
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Week Two of the Lockdown
As we end week 2 of the lockdown, I've been thinking about Osama Bin Laden. He was stuck in his house with three wives for five years. I'm beginning to wonder if he called in those Navy Seals himself.
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At the Supermarket
*approaches hot blonde at supermarket*
“Excuse me but has anyone ever told you that you’re blocking the fucking Lunchables?”
